If only I had...

 Um... Hello there and good morning everyone. My name is Miranda Lotto, and I will be the History teacher here at Millennium Academy. I-I'm not really sure how good of a job I can do at this sort of thing, but I will most certainly do my best not to let everyone down (even though this is my 102nd job so far...).

Anyway, I look forward to meeting everyone and getting to know both students and my fellow teachers... And I am also sure I have a lot to learn from the rest of the staff here. (I'm still not completely sure why the Earl actually hired me for this.............. Either way, I will do my best not to get fired... Again.)

 EDIT:
Apparently teachers are encouraged to have room-mates since our living quarters are a bit on the larger side... Great. I-I don't think anyone would want to be around me for that long... I mean... [sigh] It's worth a shot I suppose. That said...

Wh-who would tolerate me as a room-mate? I swear I won't touch any of your belongings... I might break them.